I simply cannot this is occurring to me yet again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are right back where we started. It's like a bad joke. To be honest, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- I really need to change my luck
- Surely this is a dream
- I deserve a break
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was dancing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and suddenly a group of chickens came out from behind a building. They were hopping all over the place, and people were screaming. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. website My jaw fell open in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
You guys won't believe this just took place. , I kid you not, I think I'm going to lose consciousness! All of it was just beyond belief.
- It's unreal
- Seriously though
- I need to document this
Well, I'm off! You won't believethe rest of the story!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just making no sense. I attempt to getting a handle on it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I try a different approach?